Some people make an entrance.
These people make an incident report.
The close calls have close calls.
Jorge always gets hurt in some stupid way. Sitting beside a campfire? He lights himself on fire. Haunted hayrides at Huber’s Farm? He falls off the roof of the prop barn.
He has a dark past: a lifelong penchant for cutting down trees in state and federal parks. He’s gotten away with it, despite some close calls.
In the fictional Kingsville family tree, his third cousin is country superstar Chris Stapleton.
Real name: Luke Worn.
Stage temperature: unchanged.
He’s been an aspiring country musician for twenty years. So far, the aspiring is the most consistent part of his career. Maybe it’s the name.
His girlfriend keeps begging him to change it. Unfortunately, he already spent his money on the merch.
See the fictional merch →Pronounced “WOOL.”
Still living with his parents.
He’s a skateboarding conspiracy theorist who won’t stop talking about chemtrails and how the government is watching. These are Wol’s theories; he has plenty of them.
We’ll learn more about Wol later. For now, he has a board, an audience he didn’t ask for permission to address and his parents’ address.
His parents were high when they named him.
“F” is his older brother. That’s the joke.
E. Scott once did donuts in a Kingsville yard. It turned out to belong to a cop.
Later, when he ran out on the check at Denny’s, that very same cop arrested him. His trip to the local jail included a paddy wagon full of actual criminals. It terrified him.
He got sick and threw up pink strawberry milk over the entire group. Nobody enjoyed the ride.
A large man. Red hair.
Little else is known.
That’s what we know about Beal for now. His story is still to come.
A name for now.
A story for later.
Nek Nostrebor is part of the Kingsville universe. We’ll get to know him as his character develops.